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 Post subject: Some days, you just don't get a break
PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:58 pm 
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A short guy is sitting at a bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big, trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?"

The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab." He continues, crying even harder.

"Then I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison."

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 Post subject: Re: Some days, you just don't get a break
PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:18 am 
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OH BOY THATS GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

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